The Inexplicable

My cat is always a source of amusement and wonderment. The wonderment is on why some things make sense to her when I'm honestly baffled. Take for instance:

I made Tuna Fish Salad yesterday. It was amazing. It took opening the third can to draw her from upstairs to the kitchen. I am a benevolent owner. I drain my tuna fish and save the juice in a bowl just for her.

Then I set the bowl down. She takes a few licks and then go back to begging me. Which makes sense. She's probably going "Ok I know I've got this much, now let's see if I can get more." But even after I'm done and it's no longer an issue...she doesn't touch the Tuna fish juice. I go out for a few hours leaving her all by herself in the house. I come home. There is tuna fish juice. When I went downstairs this morning... somewhere in the middle of the night, the glutton licked the bowl clean...

Why? This is a cat that is not shy about having an audience to eat in front of. In fact she wants to be watched. She will almost refuse to eat if you don't want her. Except for the Tuna Fish juice.

I raise weird pets. The dog is worse. He thinks he is the size of a lap dog.